I think this might be my favourite scene in all the Pirates of the Caribbean films. I can’t decide whose reaction I like best: Davy Jones’ look of sheer pride after ruining Will’s tea, Will’s look of “For fuck’s sake, I was drinking that” as it goes flying out of his hand, or Beckett’s look of horror at the sight of wasted tea.
#British problems on the high seas.
12:23 am • 24 April 2014 • 82,960 notes
today my little brother (hes six) put a seashell to his ear and told me the ocean said im a nerd
(Source: swellsea, via crazypineapples13)
4:24 pm • 8 April 2014 • 397,095 notes
motherfucker what is this shit, sand? fuck sand. i hate sand. thanks, mom. thanks for absolutely nothing, leaving me here on this fucking beach, is that a fucking seagull? oh my god, mom, you suck more than anything has ever sucked. i’m getting to that ocean just so i can urinate on your carapace. i’m gonna urinate on it so hard. fucking sand. i think five of my brothers just got eaten. good, i hated those assholes. i’m coming, mom. you’ve got blood on your flippers, bitch.
(Source: wolf-teeth, via ellie5192)
1:39 pm • 8 April 2014 • 268,871 notes
|My German Teacher (in German):
||We have an observer here today but he doesn’t speak any German so we can talk about him and how stupid his tie is.
1:05 pm • 8 April 2014 • 100,091 notes
The amount of questions Bastille asks in thier songs really stresses me out
are you gonna age with grace? do you like the person you’ve become? can you fill the silence? how am i gonna be an optimist? how am i gonna get myself home?
like idk dan you figure it out
1:02 am • 7 April 2014 • 85,377 notes
zeus….. IS the father
*hera throws chair and has to be restrained by security titans*
That’s it. That’s Greek mythology.
11:38 am • 6 April 2014 • 130,737 notes